Figma Products Number SP-012: Black Rock Shooter

I had been out of action from the photography scene for a very long time ever since my prosumer camera (which really doesn’t belong to me; it’s used by everybody in the family) broke down, so I was lucky to be able to borrow a friend’s point-and-shoot camera for the sole purpose of shelling out this post, which I really badly want to do to showcase just how awesome this Figma is. So sorry I can’t afford anything better at the moment like a DSLR; you’ll have to put up with a bunch of low-quality shots for now. Expect a bit of noise and a bit of graininess.

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Stumbled onto this just a few minutes ago. What I want to know is when Singapore started supporting phone numbers that begin with the number 3.

A Dancing Stormtrooper!

… But he’s not who you’d expect him to be.

Exam Answers Win

Today is one of the few days during this hectic ‘A’-level period (a period in which I have studied more than I have ever studied over my two-year course in Junior College) when I can kick back and relax a bit before the next paper many days later. I thought I’d just share a few funny exam answers I stumbled upon at Sankaku Complex recently. They made me laugh a bit, and gave me that much needed exam-stress relief.

More here.

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I’ve heard of frog legs, and I’ve eaten them before, but this… Is ridiculous.

Also, it seems that my stats have peaked ever since I posted that Modern Warfare 3 video. Hmm, now I think I know what kind of posts I should be making to generate more public interest…

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3

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Ultra-Realistic Modern Warfare Game Features Awaiting Orders, Repairing Trucks

Hot on the heels of what is predicted to be the biggest selling video game of all time, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, Onion News Network reports that Activision is already in the final testing stages of their freshest product, Modern Warfare 3, which looks set to outdo the previous game in every way imaginable.

My 501st Legion Welcome

TK8315 and TK8316, Brothers4Life

Hey Baby, Let’s Cyber!

Old one. Nevertheless, I’m sharing it with you guys. Freaking funny shit.

sweet17: Hi

bloodninja: hello

bloodninja: who is this?

sweet17: just a someone?

bloodninja: A someone I know?

sweet17: nope

bloodninja: Then why the hell are you bothering me?

sweet17: well sorrrrrry

sweet17: I just wanted to chat with you

bloodninja: why?

sweet17: nevermind your an jerk

bloodninja: Hey wait a minute

sweet17: yes?

bloodninja: look I’m sorry. I’m just a little paranoid

sweet17: paranoid?

bloodninja: yes

sweet17: of what?

sweet17: me?

bloodninja: No. I’m in hiding.

sweet17: LOL

bloodninja: Don’t fucking laugh at me!

bloodninja: This shit is serious!

sweet17: What are you hiding from?

bloodninja: The cops.

sweet17: gimme a fucking break

bloodninja: I’m serious.

sweet17: I don’t get it

bloodninja: The cops are after me.

sweet17: For what?

bloodninja: I’m wanted in three states

sweet17: For???

bloodninja: It’s kindof embarrasing.

bloodninja: I had sex with a turkey.

bloodninja: Hello?

sweet17: You are fucking sick.

bloodninja: Send me your picture.

sweet17: why?

bloodninja: so I know you aren’t one of them.

sweet17: One of what?

bloodninja: The cops.

sweet17: I’m not a cop i told you

bloodninja: Then send me your picture.

sweet17: hold on

bloodninja: Hurry up.

bloodninja: Are you there?

bloodninja: fuck you, cop!

sweet17: Hey sorry

sweet17: I had to do something for my mom.

bloodninja: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.

bloodninja: When really you were notifying the authorities.

bloodninja: Weren’t you!?

sweet17: thats not it

bloodninja: Then what?

sweet17: I don’t want to send you the picture cause I’m not pretty

bloodninja: Most cops aren’t

sweet17: IM NOT A FUCKING COP YOU DICKSHIT!

bloodninja: Then send me the picture.

sweet17: fine. What’s your e-mail?

bloodninja: Just send it through here.

sweet17: alright *PIC*

sweet17: Did you get it?

bloodninja: Hold on. I’m looking.

sweet17: That was me back in may

sweet17: I’ve lost weight since then.

bloodninja: I hope so

sweet17: what?!?

sweet17: that hurt my feelings.

bloodninja: Did it?

sweet17: Yes. I’m not that much smaller than that now.

bloodninja: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?

sweet17: yes

bloodninja: Alright let me find it.

sweet17: kks

bloodninja: Okay here it is. *PIC*

sweet17: this isn’t you.

bloodninja: I’ll be damned if it ain’t!

sweet17: You don’t look like that.

bloodninja: How the hell do you know?

sweet17: cause your profile has another picture.

bloodninja: The profile pic is a fake.

bloodninja: I use it to hide from the cops.

sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol

bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy….

bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries.

sweet17: Go fuck yourself

bloodninja: I was going to until I saw that picture

bloodninja: Now my unit won’t get hard for a week.

sweet17: I shouldn’t have sent you that picture.

sweet17: You’ve done nothing but slam me.

sweet17: you hurt me.

bloodninja: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn’t hurt me?

sweet17: I thought you were bullcrapping me!

bloodninja: Why would I do that?

sweet17: I can’t believe that cops are after you

bloodninja: I can’t believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..

sweet17: FUCK YOU!!!

bloodninja: You’d break both of his legs.

sweet17: You’re a fucking wanker!

sweet17: I’ve been teased my whole life because of my weight

sweet17: and you make fun of me when you don’t even know me

bloodninja: Ok. I’m sorry.

sweet17: No you aren’t

bloodninja: You’re right. I’m not.

bloodninja: HAARRRRR!

sweet17: I’m done with you

bloodninja: Aww. I’m sorry.

sweet17: I’m putting you on ignore

bloodninja: Wait a sec

bloodninja: We got off on the wrong foot.

bloodninja: Wanna start over?

sweet17: No

bloodninja: I’ll eat your kitty

sweet17: You’ll what?

bloodninja: You heard me.

bloodninja: I said I’d eat your kitty.

sweet17: I thought you said you couldn’t get it hard after seeing my picture

bloodninja: Do I need a hard-on to eat your kitty?

sweet17: I’d like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes

bloodninja: Well I’m not like most men.

bloodninja: I get excited in different ways.

sweet17: Like what?

bloodninja: Do you really wanna know?

sweet17: I don’t know

bloodninja: You have to tell me yes or no.

sweet17: I’m afraid to

bloodninja: Why?

sweet17: cause

bloodninja: cause why?

sweet17: well lets see

sweet17: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out

sweet17: doesn’t that seem strange to you?

bloodninja: Nope

sweet17: well its strange to me

bloodninja: Fine. I won’t do it if you don’t want me to

sweet17: I didn’t say that

bloodninja: So is that a yes?

sweet17: I guess so.

bloodninja: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.

bloodninja: Are you willing?

sweet17: What do you need me to do?

bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate.

sweet17: ???

bloodninja: When I start to go limp… you say “HARRRR!!!”

bloodninja: ok?

bloodninja: Hello?

sweet17: You can’t be serious

bloodninja: Oh yes I am!

bloodninja: It’s my fantasy.

sweet17: this is retarded

bloodninja: Do you want it or not?

sweet17: Yes I want it.

bloodninja: Then you’ll do it for me?

sweet17: sure

bloodninja: Ok. Here we go.

bloodninja: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.

bloodninja: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them

bloodninja: I softly begin to tounge your wet kitty.

bloodninja: I run my tounge up and down your smooth cunt.

sweet17: mmmm yeah

bloodninja: uh oh …going limp.

sweet17: Har

bloodninja: You gotta do better than that!

bloodninja: Your picture was really bad.

sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRR

bloodninja: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your kitty get more moist with every stroke.

bloodninja: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth.

bloodninja: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.

bloodninja: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.

sweet17: mmmmmm you are good

bloodninja: I feel your thighs tighten as I fuck harder

bloodninja: going limp

sweet17: HARRRRRRR

bloodninja: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.

bloodninja: You begin to sway back and forth.

bloodninja: going limp

sweet17: this is stupid

bloodninja: …still limp

bloodninja: Do it!

sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR

bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your asshole.

bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.

bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.

sweet17: WTF?!?!?

bloodninja: They stink really bad.

sweet17: OMG STOP!!!

bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass

bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.

bloodninja: I ram it up your ass.

sweet17: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!!

bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.

bloodninja: And turn you into a fucking candy apple…

bloodninja: I kick you in the face!

sweet17: FUCK YOU DICKHEAD!!

bloodninja: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin…

bloodninja: Your parrot flys away.

bloodninja: …going limp again.

bloodninja: Hello?

bloodninja: Say it!

bloodninja: HAARRRRRR!!!!!

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