Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3


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Ultra-Realistic Modern Warfare Game Features Awaiting Orders, Repairing Trucks

Hot on the heels of what is predicted to be the biggest selling video game of all time, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, Onion News Network reports that Activision is already in the final testing stages of their freshest product, Modern Warfare 3, which looks set to outdo the previous game in every way imaginable.

Boasting newly-improved graphics to give an even more lifelike feel, players will get to experience life in the modern-day US Army Corps, and immerse themselves in very real challenges of military service (dealing with screwed-up communications, fixing humvees for 10 hours straight, overcoming homesickness, enduring tedious small talk). Featuring a campaign clocking 2 years’ worth of gameplay, hardcore gamers out there will be quite happy to know that there’s finally a game that will keep them glued to their seats for a very long time.

In other news, Modern Warfare 2 is already on sale for the PC and XBox360. International release date was on the same day my ‘A’-levels began, WTF.

Via Kotaku.

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